Sunday, April 20, 2008

arwynisms, malachiisms

i was changing her diaper when she gave a friendly reminder

A: Dont eat my poo poo
M: dont worry i wont
A: we only eat food kay mommy
M: ok thank you, i needed that

was she having flashbacks?

A:I have a BIG bomma (bottom)
M: who told you that?
(clearly not understanding my question...)
A: I will be this tall (stretching up her arms)
M: because you have a big bottom?
A: uh-huh
A: here is one little bump, and the other little bump (pointing to each cheek)
to which i couldnt invetsigate more, I just laughed "my bomma off"

at eating time malachi progresses from ways to request his food pretty quickly

"want it want it!"
"need it need it!"
"have some!"
"PLEASE!"

When I ask him a question his answer is always the same:

"Um..."

its like the help lines that say "hold for one minute while i connect you to somoene that can help you", then you wait for 5 minutes and get disconnected.

1 comment:

Jessica P said...

Oh my gosh, that made me laugh out loud!