In the middle of my disgust and horror i managed to think that this moment might actually be funny someday. But the camera was dead!
I set Arwyn in the bath tub, deciding to use adult soap in the hopes it would get her cleaner. Meanwhile she was excited and glad to be splashing around and I was gagging and trying to think of who i would call first to say" YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT ARWYN JUST DID!"
"what? walk!" said my my mom, " NO! WORSE!"
I was just telling a friend before Arwyn's nap that day that she has learned to take off her diaper and now i have to put her to sleep with pants on so she wont emerge from her crib hours later with a bare bottom and a wet crib.
But I managed to forget the pants and enjoyed the next two hours taking a nap of my own. When I awoke i was surprised to find that she had just woken up but was content playing alone, so i let her be and dozed some more. i woke an hour later and she was still happily playing. This never happens!
The phone rang and as I was returning from the call, I ascended the stairs and had a preminition, " oh! i forgot to put pants on her, what if she pooped this time and took the diaper off?!"
I opened the door to find just that! i think she pooped after the diaper was removed. But either way it proved to be a good toy, and possibly a snack! She had it all over the bed, her hands, feet, the railing, and a nice ring around her mouth.
Honestly if she did eat it, I am shocked cause she is such a picky eater, that I doubt she would like her own poop.
In the bath tub she was happy until i started scrubbing the ring around her mouth with a very soapy washcloth!
Once i got her washed, though smelling like clean poop, i got a hold of Josiah and told him about it. I also let him know that i cleaned her but i was leaving the crib for him. He was delighted!
Somehow through this experience she seems less dainty and girly. I think "Yeah she is beautiful, but she eats poop!".
If you see her anytime soon, just don't go sniffing her hands!
2 comments:
Ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
i was wearing aja while I read this and had to quietly laugh my a** off without waking her. that is really funny. you could always recreate it (for photos) w/ chocolate pudding. :) almost puts to shame my projectile vomit/poo while the cat pees on the rug story. ahhhh. i almost want to repost your story on my blog. :)
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