Malachi isms

Mal: Mom, are bats bad?
Me: there are good bats and bad bats
Mal: is batman good or bad?
Me: he is good cause he helps people
Mal: is he a bat, for real?
Me: well he is a human disguised as a bat
Mal: what does disguised mean?
Me: you pretend to be something else so people don't know who you are
Mal: I want to be disguised
Me: who do you want to be disguised as?
Mal: um....
Me: dash?
Mal: yeah! no! I changed both my minds. One will be dash and the other will be batman. Won't that be awesome mom?
Me: totally awesome!